Being single sucks. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not all bad, I mean my last girlfriend drop-kicked my heart down a flight of stairs into a giant pile of garbage, then dumped a bucket of gasoline on the garbage, set it on fire, then put video of it on YouTube and sent it to my grandpa two days after he had a heart attack…so having a girlfriend isn’t always better…but there are at least 5 reasons why being single sucks…(Read Article)