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The holidays suck. My sister-in-law once threw a dinner roll at my cousin’s face. It wouldn’t have been so bad, but the roll was covered in mashed potatoes and it actually stuck to my cousin’s cheek. And as if dysfunctional family issues weren’t enough, I have to hear “Still no girlfriend?” at least 20 times between Thanksgiving and New Year’s…(Read Article)

Every once in a while a music video comes together that is so triumphant and so perfect, that it unites music fans from all genres. Then there are videos that are like train wrecks…these are the videos that (no matter how much we want to) we can’t look away from… (Read Article)

It’s weird to think that a show can have millions of avid fans and still be seen as a loser to the TV execs. While things that make our eyes bleed like “What I Like About You” or that Dawson’s River show (river, stream, creek, whatever) seemed to run on forever, here’s our countdown of shows that should still be on the air today… (Read Article)

Being single sucks. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not all bad, I mean my last girlfriend drop-kicked my heart down a flight of stairs into a giant pile of garbage, then dumped a bucket of gasoline on the garbage, set it on fire, then put video of it on YouTube and sent it to my grandpa two days after he had a heart attack…so having a girlfriend isn’t always better…but there are at least 5 reasons why being single sucks…(Read Article)

If there’s one word that sums up the 80’s it’s “Rad” (we were going to go with “crimped hair” but that’s two words). It’s not that the 80’s were that great…in fact, when we look back at all the mullets, neon clothes, shoulder pads, and pegged-jeans, we’re kind of sad about taking part in all those fads. But you couldn’t say two sentences in the 80’s without saying the word “rad” at least 42 times… (Read Article)

I liked the movie Scream…but you know who liked it more? David Arquette. On the set he somehow convinced Courtney Cox that they should go out. Nobody’s quite sure how though… (Read Article)

Hollywood is clearly out of ideas. For years they’ve taken to recycling plots and releasing pointless sequels. With proof that this trend has gotten way out of hand, here are some movies that nobody in their right mind would make…yet for some reason, they’re being made… (Read article)