Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton

Best I can figure, Billy Bob either drugged or brainwashed Angelina. It’s the only thing that makes sense. Not only did she marry him, but she tattooed his name on her arm and wore a vial of his blood on a necklace.

Carre Otis and Mickey Rourke

Carre Otis: Gorgeous model. Mickey Rourke: One of the ugliest actors around…go figure.

Christine Taylor and Ben Stiller

Co-stars of Zoolander and Dodgeball - Christine Taylor just couldn’t resist Ben Stiller when he showed her Blue Steel.

Courtney Cox and David Arquette

I liked the movie Scream…but you know who liked it more? David Arquette. On the set he somehow convinced Courtney Cox that they should go out. Nobody’s quite sure how though.

Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson

Famed pin-up girl and the most mutant-looking guy since Michael Jackson. Did he charm her by singing “The Dope Show?”

Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson

Which brings us to Elvis’ daughter, Lisa Marie Presley. Ok, she’s not as hot as the other women on the list…but just look at what she married (though to date, not a single human being has ever reported believing this was anything more than a publicity stunt).

Heidi Klum and Seal

Man…I’ve gotta learn how to sing.

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

Seriously…I’ve got to learn how to sing. Once you’ve got that down, it apparently doesn’t matter how messed up your face is.

Mena Suvari and Robert Brinkmann

Proving that it’s not just rock stars and easy listening singers that get all the ladies, star of American Beauty, Mena Suvari married cinematographer Robert Brinkmann when she was 21 (he was nearly twice her age at the time).

Patti Hansen and Keith Richards

Adding another model and rock star to the list, beautiful Patti Hansen married Skelator…oh, I’m sorry, that’s Keith Richards.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James

Jesse James is incredibly ripped and I’d never say it to his face, but he’s kind of weird looking…and the full-sleeve tattoos are going to look way less cool when he’s in his 60’s. (Jesse James photo by by Dirk Behlau)

Nikki Cox and Bobcat Goldthwait

Ok, technically they didn’t get married. But after starring together in Unhappily Ever After, the ridiculously hot Nikki Cox dated - then got engaged to - Bobcat Goldthwait (yeah, the incredibly strange guy that was in all those Police Academy movies). She’s now married to Jay Mohr, who in no way, shape, or form is in her league…but at least he isn’t Bobcat Goldthwait.